When Matthew, Helen's lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie(and their 2 daughters) and move into Helen's place, she should be over the moon. The only trouble is, she doesnt want him anymore. Now she has to figure out how to get rid of him.....
Plan A
* Stop shaving your armpits.And your bikini line
* Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around
* Stop having sex with him
Plan B
* Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie
* Give yourself a fake name and identity
* Befriend Sophie and actually begin to really like her
* Snog Matthew's son (who's teh same age as you by the way, You're not a paedophile)
* Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully
* Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong
Getting Rid of Matthew isnt as easy as it seems, but along the way, Helen forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan
****Familiar stories and experience. RED highlight exact experience in life...kekekekekeek
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